THERE COMES A TIME IN EVERYONE'S LIFE WHERE YOU MUST BUY NEW PANTS. NOW IS THAT TIME.

YOUR LEGS NEED A COVERING IN A SOCIETY RUN BY CLOTHING MANDATORY HEGEMONY. IN ORDER TO SURVIVE SUCH AN ARCHAIC ORDER, YOU NEED PANTS.

IN ORDER TO WEAR PANTS AND MAINTAIN YOUR STATUS AS TOTALLY NOT A POSER GOTH, YOU MUST BUY THESE JOGGERS.

DESIGN IS PROJECT ARMISTICE LOGO IN SICK BLOOD OF DRACULA FONT RUNNING DOWN THE LEFT SIDE PANT LEG. WOW!
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YOU WILL STAY WARM AND YOUR GOTH CRED WILL REMAIN HIGHER THAN MOST.

THE DRAWSTRING WILL ENSURE NO ACCIDENTAL GENITAL EXPOSURE THUS KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM THE NUDIST EXCLUSIONARY LAWS OF THIS TIME.

THERE'S ONLY ONE COLOR BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE COLOR YOU NEED AS A GOTH.

SIZES REFLECT "US MEN'S SIZING" BUT, I HONESTLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A "US MAN" REALLY IS EVEN BECAUSE GENDER IS ARBITRARY AND ILLUSORY.

SOME DETAILS:
• 60% cotton, 40% polyester pre-shrunk fleece
• Fabric weight: 7.2 oz/yd² (244 g/m²)
• Tapered fit
• Lower rise on the front, longer rise on the backside
• 1×1 rib cuffs with spandex for stretch and recovery
• Elastic waistband with external drawcord
• Contrast color drawcord and side pockets (all body colors include charcoal gray contrast detailing except black heather, which has black)
• Pilling-resistant
• Sourced from El Salvador or Honduras

SHIPS OUT IN 3 - 5 BUSINESS DAYS.

BECAUSE I AM A SMALL BUSINESS AND THESE ARE MADE TO ORDER, I CANNOT ACCEPT RETURNS AT THIS TIME SO, CHOOSE YOUR SIZING WISELY! ALL SALES ARE FINAL AT THIS TIME!